he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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