Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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