Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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