i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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