it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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