i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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