We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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