Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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