I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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