im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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