he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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