I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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