She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
MIDGETS
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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