Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
is wine microwaveable?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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