Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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