it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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