i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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