Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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