Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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