Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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