Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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