I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
