What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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