Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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