Can Purell be used as lube?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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