I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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