she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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