Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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