He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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