Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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