well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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