Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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