we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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