white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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