By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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