Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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