Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize