i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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