we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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