butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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