question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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