I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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