Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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