So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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