your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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