Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Also, beer. Big fan.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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