OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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