butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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