That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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