if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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