Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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