So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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