You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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