no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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