direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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