watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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