just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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