Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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