I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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