he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
